30/10/2014

Twitch says: to all you bosom bitches and 6-pack Gamers! Give me a decent Dress Code on camera or else...

I can't stand it... I'm so hot...
Twitch just updated their Rules of Conduct, that forbbid live streamers of wearing sexually appealing clothing or even the lack of clothing at all. Here's the update:

«Dress...appropriately
Nerds are sexy, and you're all magnificent, beautiful creatures, but let's try and keep this

about the games, shall we?

Wearing no clothing or sexually suggestive clothing - including lingerie, swimsuits, pasties, and undergarments - will most likely get you suspended, as well as any full nude torsos*, which applies to both male and female broadcasters. You may have a great six-pack, but that's better shared on the beach during a 2-on-2 volleyball game blasting "Playing with the Boys."


"Dress properly you, you, ... Slut!"
* If it's unbearably hot where you are, and you happen to have your shirt off (gents) or a bikini top (ladies), then just crop the webcam to your face. If your lighting is hot, get fluorescent bulbs to reduce the heat. Xbox One Kinect doesn't zoom? Move it closer to you, or turn it off. There is always a workaround.

We sell t-shirts, and those are always acceptable.»
(Twitch Rules of Conduct, Last Updated: Oct 28, 2014)

You think clivages are awesome? Well, big tits rule! xD
 The truth is, if you are a girl with nice tits, you could use that in your benefit on Twitch to increase your views/audience, but that's not fair for other girls or male gamers who also use Twitch. Some sense of fairness had to be put in the system so, Twitch got radical to avoid turning itself into a sort of erotic site and basically said:
-We are about the games and gaming! Stop selling your tits and your pecs/abs here! Or you'll get your account/channel suspend so, behave bitches and bros! xD



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